quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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