and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
