Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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