That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she pinky promised me she was 18
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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