Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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