He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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