I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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