i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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