she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It's just like the Real World with babies
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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