It's Friday. Sex?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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