how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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