This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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