I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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