i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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