just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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