Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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