she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it was like eating out sand paper
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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