Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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