The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
