Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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