Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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