TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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