Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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