Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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