I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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