What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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