Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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