I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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