No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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