There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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