He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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