So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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