Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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