party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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