I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
she looked like the before picture.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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