You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
