Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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