Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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