I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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