i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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