the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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