I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Where is the hickey?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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