I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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