All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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