There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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