in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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