If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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