I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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