I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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