If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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