he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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