I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I am naked and annoyed.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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