508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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