we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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