waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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