This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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